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[Error: unknown template qotd]THE JEPOARDY THEME SONG. HOW EPIC WOULD IT BE TO WALK AROUND WITH THAT SONG FOLLOWING YOU? OKAY, SO IT WOULD GET ANNOYING AFTER A BIT BUT I'D GET TO ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF OTHER PEOPLE TOO. I'D TOTALLY WALK INTO A CLASS WHERE PEOPLE WERE TAKING A POP QUIZ AND WATCH THEM HYPERVENTILATE WHILE THEY LISTEN-HEY HEY GAIS THE SONGS ALMOST OVER. YOU'RE ALMOST OUT OF TIME.

...WHY NO I'M NOT TAKING THIS QUESTION SERIOUSLY. WHY WOULD I?