northwind_gale | 5D's 110

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so. duel. Hm. Oh yeah, and everyone staring at the big old sparkly dragon and Crow deciding: fuck his broken arm, Yuusei needs him D< D< D<
and so it's duel time. Shooting Star manages to avoid being absorbed by Wisel using it's monster effect...
...and then it's Yuusei's turn.
Shooting Star Dragon's effect: Pick up the first five cards on top of your deck, and depending on how many tuners you pick up, you can attack that many times this turn. And because Yuusei runs a deck that's like...half tuner monsters...
...oh as if he needed any help he pleads through the mark for support from his friends. And they give it to him: for each mark, he draws a card. Typically, all five of them are Tuner Monsters.
...oh come on is that even necessary
rainbow shooting star jet fighters!
what's the ability called? Stardust Mirage?
Placido manages to avoid damage from the first three attacks...
but the last two
knock him down to zero.
wait if your D-Wheel crashes and you're the D-Wheel then
...oh god. Owwwww. ;; I...I think that's his spine. Seriously, if that was a real person and not a robot...
pretty much stuck in an expression of pain there.
wait why is he levitating OH HI IT'S JOSE AND LUCIANO.
and there's lot's of TL'DR-ing that I don't really get but it pretty much lasts the rest of the episode.
THERE'S STILL LOTS OF AWESOME THO'.
for one, Jose and Luciano introduce themselves to the rest of the gang
"Wait, you're the leader?" "OF COURSE I'M THE LEADER I'M THE ONE WITH EXPERIENCE YOU LITTLE SHIT." "R-Right."
no seriously, Jose introduces himself as the leader, Luciano goes "bwuh?" and Jose just GLARES. ffffffffffffffffffffff. That pretty much shut him up lD
Luciano gets dibs on Placido's sword. Oh, and the deck too. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR TAKING MY CARDS.
And...oh hey there Sherry and Mizoguchi and Sherry what are you doing ramping up the giant ring thing to reach the Tenors that is a very very bad idea
Yes, very bad idea. He caught you with no problem at all.
...and threw your D-Wheel and nearly you into the ocean.
...ans smashed open Mizoguchi's D-Wheel and sent it 'splodey in the air.
I want a Duel Disk sword. ;;
aaand more TL'DR.
stop panning back to that dead face of his during the TL'DR it's traumatizing okay
why are they talking about a rainbow pyramid graph thing.
Sherry it's kind of a bad idea to attack the scary old man unarmed
see
see
seeeeeeee.
he punched you in the face, throttled you, ripped off your chest plates, and threw you off the building.
if it wasn't for Mizoguchi secretly being Batman's butler, you'd be dead.
OH HEY A TABLET JUST STARTED FALLING.
OH SHIT IT'S GONNA CRASH IT'S GONNA CRASH IT'S GONNA CRASH RUN-
...oh wait, never mind. Jose just got it to stop in midair by holding his hand up.
badass.
and he gets his cards.
Machine Emperor Gronel.
And so Luciano opens a portal with Placido's sword, Jose levitates the comatose Placido through while sending off some kind of warning...
and Luciano, of course, leaves with a cheeky little "bye-bye~~~!!"
Dark Glass leaves without revealing his identity
...did Robofetus just get some kind of upgrade?
It looks like...feathers.
there's a shitload of destruction in Neo Domino so the WRGP is postponed or something
everyone's gathering round the Poppo Time Clock building (which is magically unharmed) to talk about this new development
Bruno what are you doing there without anyone questioning where you went
and end.
PREVIEW: TO NAZCA!

where Jack shall make a deal with the Devil or something.

Man, as much as Yusei's epic Stu-ness pisses me off, I would totally forgive it just this once if Placido really stayed ded from lack of a lower body. Just because I'm pretty sure he pisses me off a lot more.

WHY IS IT EVERY TIME SHERRY SHOWS UP AND DOES SOMETHING MARGINALLY COOL THEY GO AND RUIN IT BY HAVING HER GET CHOKED AND HER CHEST FLAUNTED IN THE MOST TACKY FASHION EVER? UGH! I think this is what has pretty much turned me off of her character entirely. It's just... ick. Go away Sherry. Just so I don't have to deal with that skeeviness.

I'm still trying to decide if this one is worth my time or if it's just going to anger me too much. Honestly, if this doesn't improve markedly with Jack's epic Peruvian adventures (and WHY is Yusei the only one invited along with him for this trip?) I am so done.

Except he probably won't. They won't have a main villain be perfectly out of commission this early in the season or show him in the final shot as if he was some sort of threat. Jose and Luciano didn't seem all that devastated by his "death" either (then again they're a pair of assholes so). They'll probably fix him straight up and maybe make him into Placido 2.0 or something.

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