ahahahaha I just broke my little brother's brain last night

Youngest!Bro: *doesn't take Health class, but knows the basics thanks to me and other brother, randomly watching news with me* Sis, you think Obama's ever done it?
Gale: *momentarily shocked by question, but then counters* Well, yeah, how else would he have gotten his kids?
Bro: Oh, right...wait, you have to have sex to have kids?
Gale: ...uh, yeah. Didn't *insert other bro's name* tell you?
Bro: No, I just thought people had to be married. Wait...does that mean...
Gale: ?
Bro: Does that mean our mom and dad... D: D: D:
Gale: ...Well, yeah, how else do you think they had us?
Bro: ...OH MY GODDDDDD *proceeds to flail for many minutes*
Gale: *loling forever*

my brother is an adorable derp sometimes, really XD