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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In January I pulled over and changed matsuda_akemi 's flat tire (15 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been nice (35 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3! Sincerely, northwind_gale

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I...I think this might be the first nice leter on my friends list...*sporfle* But but but I don't play Playstation games... (is a Nintendo geek) * EDIT: Okay, really amusing just because this was such a Heel-Face-Turn and I don't know how I could have gotten away with this stuff...the very next click...

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In April I broke fumanzoku_kiryu's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, on_a_corndog (-5000 points). Last Thursday I set fortuneladyicey's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-5160 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, northwind_gale

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And my punishment for being such a bad girl is a spanking. *lol'd* EDIT 3: OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE BUT ONE OF THEM WAS JUST TOO HILARIOUS

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I bought porn for calaidi (-10 points). In May I helped rhodanum hide a body (-173 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-1182 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich! Sincerely, northwind_gale

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guys I broke Iraq do I win