northwind_gale: (Sheepish grin)
Gale ([personal profile] northwind_gale) wrote2010-06-11 04:49 pm

HALF-CARD: FULL DUEL CONSEQUENCES (Now with some small parts narrated!)

So yeah this is just me and [livejournal.com profile] arynis and [livejournal.com profile] remaner being ridiculous and silly and yeah. Rife with hilarity, bad spelling, multiple distractions and ridiculous (some NSFW) fanart links. Crossover with this and YGO, starring our favorite fabulous card creator and his girlfriend.




remremaner: "Cyndia's liver and lungs ultimately began shutting down" Makes me think at that scene from 'Full life consequences' with the computer...
(8:43:46 PM) Zalkanis: LOL
[14:43] Zalkanis: Well, thank you Rem.
[14:45] Zalkanis: (8:44:49 PM) remremaner: What if I wrote a fic about Pegs and Cyndia in the Full Life Consequences-verse?
(8:44:56 PM) Zalkanis: AHAHAHAHAHA
(8:45:01 PM) remremaner: oh shit the mental image...
(8:45:03 PM) Zalkanis: Please don't break my brain XD
(8:45:11 PM) remremaner: It broke mine too...
[14:45] Zalkanis: Yep...
[14:46] northwindgully: PEGASUS GOT AN EMAIL FROM CYNDIA
[14:46] northwindgully: IT SAID DAT "MONSTERS AND ALIENS WERE ATTACKING THEIR PLACE"
[14:46] Zalkanis: DUELISTS AND MONSTERS ARE ATTACKING OUR MANSION
[14:46] northwindgully: SO PEGASUS GOT HIS COMPUTER SHUT DOWN
[14:46] Zalkanis: LOLOL HELP
[14:47] Zalkanis: PEGASUS GOT ON HIS DWHEEL
[14:48] Zalkanis: I wish I had Gmod and could model
[14:48] Zalkanis: (8:48:35 PM) remremaner: Let's get in a chat together and write it, for great justice!
(8:48:42 PM) Zalkanis: OMG YES
[14:49] northwindgully: AHAHAHAHAHHAA
[14:50] Zalkanis: has joined the chat
[14:50] northwindgully: has joined the chat
[14:50] remremaner: has joined the chat
[14:50] remremaner: XD I was trying to open a chat too
[14:51] Zalkanis: :D :D :D
[14:51] remremaner: But yours has a better name, so you won
[14:51] Zalkanis: ffff
[14:51] remremaner: well, where were we...
[14:51] Zalkanis: LET'S DO THIS
[14:51] Zalkanis: From the beginning
[14:52] northwindgully: YES
[14:52] Zalkanis: Yu-Gi-Oh! Half Card Full Duel Universal Consequences
[14:52] remremaner: The fanfic
[14:52] Zalkanis: Pegasus J Crawford who was Cyndia's boyfriend...
[14:53] remremaner: Was sitting in his offic working on his computor
[14:53] Zalkanis: (We take turns with the sentences, btw. LIKE DUEL TURNS)
[14:54] northwindgully: (whooo)
[14:54] remremaner: ok, First Ary, me second and Gale third?
[14:54] Zalkanis: Yep
[14:54] northwindgully: (sure)
[14:54] remremaner: ok
[14:54] northwindgully: (post this on PtDC later? :P )
[14:54] Zalkanis: YES XD
[14:55] remremaner: XD Oh shit, the consequences...
[14:55] Zalkanis: Okay, let's start from the beginning
[14:55] remremaner: The full life consequences
[14:55] remremaner: ok, go ahead
[14:55] northwindgully: FULL DUEL CONSEQUENCES
[14:55] Zalkanis: Pegasus J. Crawford was Cyndia's fabulous boyfriend
[14:55] remremaner: XD
[14:55] northwindgully: fffffffffffffff
[14:55] northwindgully: needs moar typos
[14:55] northwindgully: and sparkles
[14:56] Zalkanis: Pegasus J Crawford was Cyndia's FABBLUS boyfrind
[14:56] remremaner: One day Pegasus J Crwaford was sitting at his computer dirking some wine, while he was doing some work.
[14:57] northwindgully: And than he got a email from his grlfrind that said that dulists and monsters wer attacking there plates
[14:57] remremaner: http://engrishfunny.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/129200503755208650.jpg <--- like this]
[14:57] Zalkanis: And AXED him with despar for HALP
[14:57] northwindgully: (XD)
[14:58] remremaner: Pegasus J Crawford then run wet to the elevator, where he took it and went to his grage where he had his Toon D-Wheel.
[14:58] Zalkanis: (Wait I want my friend in here too XD he finally got on)
[14:58] northwindgully: (BRING HIM IN)
[14:59] remremaner: [Do eeeet!]
[14:59] JasonRose17: has joined the chat
[14:59] remremaner: Hi
[14:59] northwindgully: HI AND WELCUM TO MADNES
[14:59] northwindgully: TYPOS ARE MANDATORY 8]
[14:59] JasonRose17: yo
[14:59] Zalkanis: YAR
[14:59] remremaner: Typos are kewl!
[14:59] Zalkanis: Just call 'im JR.
[14:59] remremaner: hi Jr
[15:00] northwindgully: JUNIOR :D
[15:00] northwindgully: /shot
[15:00] remremaner: XD
[15:01] remremaner: So, shall we begin again and decide the order?
[15:01] northwindgully: sure :P
[15:01] Zalkanis: Alrighty
[15:02] Zalkanis: Zalkanis -> Gale -> Remaner -> JR
[15:02] Zalkanis: Then repeat
[15:02] remremaner: ok, perfect
[15:02] JasonRose17: no order im busy packing
[15:02] Zalkanis: :C
[15:02] remremaner: ah...
[15:02] northwindgully: aahh.
[15:03] northwindgully: So I guess we just go in the same general order and Junior pops in when he can?
[15:03] northwindgully: sorry I am calling you Junior FOREVER
[15:03] northwindgully: even if you are likely older than me :P
[15:03] Zalkanis: Lol, it's Jason Rose, not Junior XD
[15:03] remremaner: XD ok then, let's continue with the old one?
[15:03] Zalkanis: Awright
[15:04] northwindgully: I know, just that seeing the letters JR together make me think JUNIOR :D :D :D
[15:04] remremaner: Well, Pegs had just jumped on his Toon D-Wheel
[15:04] remremaner: XD Gale...
[15:04] northwindgully: so it's my turn, right?
[15:04] Zalkanis: ITS TIME to live up to mah FAMILY NAAAME desu and face HALF CARD FULL DUEL CONSEQUENCES
[15:04] Zalkanis: (Now, it is XD)
[15:05] northwindgully: And than Pegasus jumpd on his Toon Wheel and did a backflp off de buildng and drove to where his grlfrend was
[15:06] remremaner: He drov fast, as fast as the speed of ligth.
[15:06] Zalkanis: while emitting fabulous noises
[15:06] remremaner: [XD]
[15:07] northwindgully: [FFFF]
[15:08] northwindgully: The sun was shning and the birds wer flying on top of the sky fabulusly
[15:08] Zalkanis: They were dragons, harpies and FLYING ZOMBIES
[15:09] remremaner: Pegasus J Crawfrd looked at the fabulous background at his back, and said "it is a good day to do what has tobe done!"
[15:09] northwindgully: "I MUST LIVE UP TO MAI FAMLY NAME AND FACE FULL DUEL CONSEQENCES"
[15:10] Zalkanis: He drove with determnaton to achive ACCEL SYNCHRO but had no CARDS as WEPON
[15:10] remremaner: Suddently, a headcrab face him on a sida.
[15:12] Zalkanis: (I thought it was Gale's turn XD)
[15:12] Zalkanis: The headcrab sported YELLOW SIDELINES and looked like HAIR
[15:13] Zalkanis: (That was lame. XD)
[15:13] remremaner: [XD nah, it wasn't]
[15:13] remremaner: "You, the headcrab said, letme see your licence!"
[15:14] Zalkanis: "But I haev no lisence for I am the CREATOR OF DUAL MONSTERS
[15:15] remremaner: "then I cannott let you pass!" headcrab said.
[15:16] Zalkanis: But Pegasus found CARD and threw it at headcrab!
[15:16] remremaner: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" headcrab said with pain.
[15:17] Zalkanis: Pegasus felt sorry for the heabcrab!
[15:17] northwindgully: (ahh back)
[15:17] remremaner: [welcome back, we went on]
[15:18] northwindgully: ( I see :P )
[15:18] remremaner: [^^ You go now]
[15:18] Zalkanis: (I think we are forcing it a bit.... let's try something more unique? XD)
[15:18] northwindgully: But than the headcrab died and Pegasus went on to where his girlfriend was
[15:19] northwindgully: (ideas? :P )
[15:19] Zalkanis: (Give it a twist :V)
[15:19] remremaner: [Uhm, Cyndia is actually his brother? *shot]
[15:19] Zalkanis: PFFFFFF
[15:20] remremaner: Suddently from sky came down giant tablet with form of card!
[15:20] Zalkanis: Pegasus ran right into tablet and CRASHED!
[15:20] remremaner: [Yep, it's a 5D's reference]
[15:20] northwindgully: [ XDDD ]
[15:20] Zalkanis: Pegasus rocketed from his motorcycle and flew in the skyyyy
[15:21] remremaner: Then a boy that was on skateboard hit him in the sky.
[15:21] northwindgully: But then he did another backflp and landed on gronel
[15:21] Zalkanis: (I see what you did there)
[15:21] remremaner: A compart was hidden nearby. It looked like big old man.
[15:22] Zalkanis: Pegasus encountered GHOSTS
[15:22] Zalkanis: (Wait... let me try that again)
[15:22] remremaner: [ok]
[15:22] northwindgully: ( XD )
[15:22] Zalkanis: Pegasus yelled at the man "I have got to find my GIRLFRIEND"
[15:24] remremaner: "The person you call girlfriend is not here!" Old men said.
[15:24] northwindgully: "But you can have my frend instead!" said old men and suddenly GOASTS ON D-WHEELS CAME
[15:24] Zalkanis: (*SNORT*)
[15:25] Zalkanis: "OH NO NOT THE GOASTS"
[15:26] remremaner: Gost looked at Pegasus J Crawford. "Why are you looking at us in fear?" he asked while pointing him wepon.
[15:27] northwindgully: "We are only wanting to stay in our house wheels" said the goast
[15:27] Zalkanis: Pegasus felt sorry for goasts so he dropped all his cards
[15:28] remremaner: Card fell on ground with a bump.
[15:29] northwindgully: Then the goast picked up the CARD and said "this is FABULUS"
[15:29] remremaner: Pegasus J Crawford backflipped.
[15:30] Zalkanis: The GOASTS danced happily then jumped at the top of the SUN
[15:30] remremaner: "Now they are happy soul" Pegasus J Crawford thought.
[15:31] Zalkanis: but the goasts fell back on top of their heds
[15:31] northwindgully: and then they became zombie duel ghools
[15:32] remremaner: "Now you shall face FULL DUEL CONSECUQNCES!" they said.
[15:33] Zalkanis: Pegasus decided to run away fast until the goasts malfunctind with pure passion
[15:34] northwindgully: then Pegasus blew up their D Wheels with CARD and the goasts were dead
[15:34] northwindgully: agen
[15:34] Zalkanis: Pegasus cried for ghosts then got on aeroplane!
[15:34] Zalkanis: (goasts)
[15:35] remremaner: "OHNO! You killed my goasts!" OLd man yelled shooting at aeirplane
[15:35] remremaner: With wepon
[15:36] northwindgully: The aeirplane was hit and then started leaking fabulus rainbo fuel which blinded the old man
[15:36] Zalkanis: The plane flew with slow speed and landed on pyramid
[15:36] remremaner: Then young man was on pyramyd and saw Pegasus J Crawford.
[15:37] northwindgully: I am keepr of pyramid and you are intruding said the creepy yong man
[15:39] remremaner: Pegasus landed on dead bricks and saw yong man. "I am sorry but I'm lookin for my girfriend" Pegasus said
[15:39] Zalkanis: Pegasus started fightng with the man and the moon passd away
[15:40] northwindgully: Then the yong man said "ur grlfreind is not here but eye can show you where" and then he stuck golden balls up Pegasuses eye socket
[15:40] remremaner: [XD Awsm!]
[15:40] remremaner: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH" Pegasus J Crawford said in pain like he heard before.
[15:40] northwindgully: [ :P ]
[15:41] Zalkanis: Pegasus kicked the man and ran out of the house and saw men in black
[15:42] remremaner: "I am antisipral! Who are you man?" men in black asked
[15:42] remremaner: [just throwing references in for the sake of it]
[15:42] Zalkanis: (I don't think it would fit D: )
[15:43] remremaner: [ok, let me redo it]
[15:43] remremaner: Men in black was painting things he was seeing. Then he saw Pegasus and painted him too.
[15:45] northwindgully: Pegasus smiyled and sed "You like painting too?"
[15:45] remremaner: "Yes" men said painting Pegasus's shirt in yello.
[15:46] Zalkanis: Pegasus stared at shirt and lookd up at top of sky
[15:46] northwindgully: where the sun was shining and the berds were falling
[15:46] Zalkanis: (I don't think this is going to work out in the end ;_; )
[15:47] remremaner: [does anyone have a random twist?
[15:47] northwindgully: [the eye is the final final boss?]
[15:48] Zalkanis: [The eye shot itself in the eye?]
[15:49] northwindgully: [fffffffffyes]
[15:49] remremaner: Then suddently voice called Pegasus. "PEgasus!" the voice said.
[15:49] Zalkanis: Pegasus turned around to see giant eye staring at him
[15:50] remremaner: Pegasus starred at eye.
[15:51] northwindgully: "YUR GRLFRIND IS DED" said giant eye that was looking at him from giant lava lamp
[15:51] Zalkanis: (lol, lavalamp)
[15:51] remremaner: "NO! YOu lay!" Pegasus said
[15:52] Zalkanis: Suddenly sumone fought eye which bursted in fear!
[15:53] northwindgully: It was Pegasuses grlfriend Cyndia who was all scratched up and beeten
[15:53] Zalkanis: but she survived with wepon in her hand and jumped up and down valiently
[15:53] remremaner: "You evileye will pay for waht you hav done to Pegasus J Crawford" she said.
[15:54] northwindgully: "NO" sed evileye "YOU WEEL NOT BEET ME"
[15:55] remremaner: "Youll see, eye" she said laughin at the punk.
[15:56] Zalkanis: her presence made the eye burst open and was beeten for good
[15:56] remremaner: Cyndia then bumped into Pegasusu
[15:56] remremaner: [ like this http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/101597669/21509532 ]
[15:56] northwindgully: "Wher wer you?" axed Cyndia "I axed u for help long tim ago!"
[15:57] Zalkanis: "Sorry I couldnt com earlier darling!"
[15:57] remremaner: "I had to face my duel consequences" he said talking to her
[15:57] northwindgully: [I rubbed my crotch against his ass I'm in heaven! is waht that last frame screams to me]
[15:57] northwindgully: And then they laffed and laffed and laffed
[15:57] Zalkanis: [LOL wat]
[15:58] remremaner: [XD Yes Gale XD XD]
[15:58] northwindgully: [Seriously, her expression]
[15:58] remremaner: [http://l-userpic.livejournal.com/101597493/21509532 like this ]
[15:58] northwindgully: [it's just lD lD lD ]
[15:58] northwindgully: [ahahaha wat]
[15:58] Zalkanis: [http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/8659/cynhugpegajpg.jpg ...or this]
[15:59] northwindgully: [ CX ]
[15:59] northwindgully: [okay back to toppic]
[15:59] remremaner: [ http://771.o0o0.jp/yugi/oekaki/list-ky-a.html the yaoi pic is from this page, the second to last link]
[16:00] remremaner: "Why are you laffing?" Pegasus J crawfford aksed
[16:00] Zalkanis: [Oh and Rem since you said Cyndia is Pegasus' bro... want me to find THAT picture again]
[16:00] northwindgully: [...what picture]
[16:01] remremaner: [XD Ary...]
[16:01] Zalkanis: [It's kinda NSFW though...]
[16:01] remremaner: [It can't be worse than that Kaiyami gif I just posted XD]
[16:01] Zalkanis: [It is]
[16:02] Zalkanis: [Well, okay, they are not naked :C ]
[16:02] remremaner: [XD]
[16:02] Zalkanis: I'm gonna hate myself for finding it again... XD
[16:02] northwindgully: [pofff okay it's your turn :P ]
[16:03] Zalkanis: She pointed at Pegasus and draggd him away to fire
[16:04] northwindgully: "Cyndia wat are you doing we did not even kiss yet" screemed Pegasus as he was being dragged by Cyndia
[16:04] Zalkanis: she droppd him on ground
[16:05] Zalkanis: [http://pds15.egloos.com/pds/200911/06/20/d0007420_4af41247d2775.jpg For you Rem]
[16:05] remremaner: "Ok let's kiss then" she said
[16:05] remremaner: [XD Seto's dreams]
[16:05] northwindgully: [ XD ]
[16:06] Zalkanis: [http://pds20.egloos.com/pds/201006/04/20/d0007420_4c07cd72e44af.jpg ]
[16:06] northwindgully: And than they kissed and it was *~*~*~FABULUS~*~*~* and not sooted for pryeeing I's
[16:07] remremaner: "I never tought we wold have kissed Cyndia, now I am happy" Pegasus said
[16:07] Zalkanis: and then giant foot stepped on them it was black and spiky
[16:08] remremaner: "HO NO! GIANT FOOT FOLLOED ME HERE!!!" Cyndia yelled with big voice
[16:09] Zalkanis: [ http://pds16.egloos.com/pds/200911/06/20/d0007420_4af41545df4ea.png More Kaiba]
[16:10] northwindgully: "RIGHT WHEN IT WAS BECUMING SO FABULUS!!!!" Pegasus J. Crawfish yelled with bigger voice and moar exclamashun points
[16:10] Zalkanis: [Crawfish XD]
[16:11] northwindgully: [ :Pa ]
[16:11] remremaner: Pegasus don't lost hop and threw esclamationpoint to the feet. !THAT's FOR RUININ MY FABULOUS MOMENT!"
[16:11] Zalkanis: [I should be able to find it soon :P]
[16:12] Zalkanis: [http://pds16.egloos.com/pds/200911/07/20/d0007420_4af447f17923f.jpg OH GOD ZORK]
[16:12] remremaner: [XD]
[16:14] Zalkanis: http://pds16.egloos.com/pds/200911/07/20/d0007420_4af4470550782.jpg Lolol, Yugi and Atem in SUNRISE STYLE
[16:16] northwindgully: XD
[16:16] northwindgully: The exclamashun points got stuk in foot like giant splinter and it rored in pain
[16:17] remremaner: [Atem Vi Egyputo commands you!]
[16:17] Zalkanis: http://roadofdarkhistory.net/Re/re06.htm
[16:17] remremaner: "Ah, it hurts!" spider said.
[16:17] northwindgully: [lol spider?]
[16:17] JasonRose17: alright im out. sorry i couldnt help
[16:18] remremaner: [don't worry]
[16:18] JasonRose17: >:
[16:18] northwindgully: [lol tis okay. Hop you got a laugh ot of it
[16:18] JasonRose17: byebye
[16:18] JasonRose17: has left the chat
[16:19] Zalkanis: Still looking for it...
[16:20] Zalkanis: http://pds18.egloos.com/pds/201005/24/20/d0007420_4bfa137f0005b.png CLASSY
[16:20] Zalkanis: (No, not that pic yet)
[16:21] northwindgully: (XD_
[16:21] northwindgully: (well it's your turn. I think)
[16:21] remremaner: Spider was friend of foot and took the damage from the hit. "Remember that I always lovd you" he said
[16:21] Zalkanis: but spider crusd them for this stroy msut never haev god ending
[16:22] Zalkanis: but then spider was crushd by the next boss
[16:22] northwindgully: becus the next boss was meen and didn't like giant foot
[16:22] remremaner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO foot yelled. "Boss betrayed me!"
[16:23] Zalkanis: (http://pds15.egloos.com/pds/200912/13/20/d0007420_4b24a80aa4d81.png Aww, Pegasus with braces)
[16:23] Zalkanis: But boss laughed "dis is wat you get for your meddlin" the camera panned up and revealed FANCY GUY
[16:24] remremaner: ">You killed my enemythat was your friend and that's unforgivabel!" Pegasus said
[16:24] northwindgully: And Pegasus J Crowbar also said "NO HOW IS THER SOME1 MORE *~*~*~*FABULUS*~*~*~* THAN ME"
[16:24] Zalkanis: http://pds16.egloos.com/pds/200911/07/20/d0007420_4af536608281b.png Isono as a Touhou character!
[16:25] Zalkanis: [PFFF Crowbar]
[16:25] northwindgully: [/is just trying to find as many ways to screw up his name as possible now]
[16:25] Zalkanis: and then man laughed loudly "But I am Paradox and you must DIE
[16:25] Zalkanis: (I'm sorry |D; )
[16:25] Zalkanis: And I--- http://pds15.egloos.com/pds/200911/07/20/d0007420_4af5366363155.png
[16:25] Zalkanis: Wow.
[16:26] northwindgully: and then man droped building on Pegasus and piked up Cyndia and ran
[16:26] northwindgully: (FABULOUS)
[16:26] remremaner: Pegasus survived and yelled to the sky you'll pay for this Paradocs
[16:27] northwindgully: PEGASUS YELLED AT THE TOP OF LUNG.
[16:27] remremaner: and fell from top witha crash.
[16:27] remremaner: *shot*
[16:27] Zalkanis: XD
[16:27] Zalkanis: To be continued???


EDIT: OH HEY REM DID SOME READINGS. THEY'RE AWESOME AND THE STRONG ACCENT MAKES IT BETTER.

Re: About the readings...

[identity profile] remaner.livejournal.com 2010-06-11 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
If you say so... ^^

I shall write down a phonetic transcription of it, just to let people understand what I was actually saying. Or to make a karaoke thing with it...

Little edit: Re-listening to the first recording, and at the end of it you can hear the sound of an ambulance. Too bad for you all they weren't here to take me to a more proper place...
Edited 2010-06-11 23:12 (UTC)