northwind_gale | 5D's 111

I hate missing livestream, gawd. also stop giving me chores dad

we start of with Bommer having some kind of dream with fire spirits or something
ffffffffffffffffffffffshirtlessBommer lD lD lD
anyways he hurries off to send an email.
Then there's Jack and Yousay in a desert with...
~~wrongly drawn~~ Nazca lines :D :D :D :D
hnnnnggggh Gronel in the opening is just :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
We then cut to about three days ago or something when Jack's being prissy and drinking his Blue Eyes Mountain in front of the cafe.
and that is a BEAUTIFUL cup Jack. *wants it*
While Stephanie waits and crushes on him...
...and totally ignores the awesome hippie customers. SHAME ON YOU STEPHANIE. SHAME.
and Jack starts on another cup of coffee while being jealous about not having an accel peen.
...wait did Crow just hit Jack on the head with a rolled-up newspaper ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffhahahaha
and of course they'll start bitching about Jack spending money because...
...whoa, ten cups? And with one cup being about 3000 yen...jeez, Jack.
And then Yuusei interrupts them and we're in the desert again.
talk moar gais. Really.
Bommer's waiting in front of a serpent engraving thing :D
oh and yeah he's got little siblings too.
Who are immediately freaked out by JACK ATLUS.
and then a few moments later are impressed with his amazing
as he does his little routine.
...awwww they're mimicking him. And apparently doing it wrong. XD
tl'dr, there's EVIL fire spirits around
that are hurting livestock
Jack and Yuusei wonder if it's the Earthbound gods, while Bommer says no.
Then Bommer drops the bombshell: Jack's gotta change his Power Play style or he's gonna die. Or something.
Jack takes offense to this and so Bommer says they'll settle it with a Riding Duel.
and while the others are off preparing the track, Jack and little baby shota brother Max chat a bit.
Max apparently runs a power deck too, and asks for advice, and then he yabbers on about...Quetzalcoatl?
Winged/Feathered serpent god? wat ~~i thought that was Crow's niche~~
meanwhile the track is made and lined with FIRE. AWESOME.
...FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
Yeah that's pretty much Yuusei's reaction, just more controlled.
...oh and Jack's not dueling Bommer. He's dueling Max in Bommer's sidecar.
Of course, everyone's all "wait, what?!" over this except for Max who's...
...uh. Max?
surprisingly perky for one who's sporting mind rape eyes.
Anyways, duel starts and Max plays...
...wait, is that a hummingbird. I thought Max had a power deck.
BUTTERFLIES. WAIT.
lol Red Daemon's does not like butterflies
RDD what is up with your face gawd
TL'DR, by sending six monsters to the graveyard by using Jack's power strategy against him, two trap cards and a monster called Ancestor Bird, Max somehow gets a monster with six thousand defense points. Holy shit.
And the rebound attack resembles...the fire monster in Bommer's dream! Oh dear.
Jack's knocked down to 1000 LP, but the fire keeps hounding him and makes him crash
ending the duel in a non-finish.
seriously, Jack, no wonder Bommer's worried about you dying. You crash too much.
and of course, this makes Jack bitchy and he rides off into the desert on his own. o dear.
PREVIEW!: JACK'S NAZCA ADVENTURES CONTINUE!
...what is that thing he's dueling. XD

ffffffffffffffffffffitfitssowellohgod

also they sound ridiculously hilarious.

And then you know there's the God of Kings/God of Supplications which go "You are not worthy I puke fire on you in displeasure HURKBLARGH" and then teh little guy goes "OH GOD WHY AM I DYING IN A FIRE AAAAA". Peru had some really tough job interviews.

But yeah the fire spirits are adorable little jerkbags. I think a lot of south american mythology can be summed up with 'suddenly: ASSHOLES'. It's awesome.

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