ahahaha this shit is bananas

[northwind_gale]

I escaped from Starbase Northwind Gale!

I killed Meigahime the Dalek, Saft the Dalek, Syntheticpoetic the nutrivend drinks machine, Somatosensation the Dalek, Zippyz the nutrivend drinks machine, Soccer Ceo the shapeshifter, Digitalstarry the cargobot, Mythc Writer the red-shirted ensign, Matsuda Akemi the tribble and Tsyve the space pirate.

I salvaged a Vacant-Descent model hazmat suit, Angel Starchild's commbadge, a Northwindgaleian deathblade, a DOODLING-20 plasma rifle, a technicolorninalithium crystal, a VOLTAN forcefield generator, Nikil San's commbadge, an RURIRII-140 phaser, a stagmantlithium crystal, an ITAI-YO-JUUDAI-10 phaser, a PIJSAN-10 plasma rifle, a MANGA-2500 supercomputer, an IMPRIS forcefield generator and 215 galacticredits.

Score: 685

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A NORTHWINDGALEIAN DEATHBLADE. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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lol what. If it gathered up my most recent posts like it said it did, then it would have gathered up  a shitload of picspam and spazzings. My journal is NOT that high of a reading grade level, is it?

My LiveJournal Sitcom
spoon and hat (FX, 2:30): northwind_gale (Leelee Sobieski) takes on_a_corndog (Mario Lopez) bowling. That night, yuidirnt (Yasmine Bleeth) uses spinelsoup (Jeff Goldblum)'s baby photo. That weekend, atorasu (Hugo Weaving) and somatosensation (Daniel Baldwin) try out for a volleyball team. Meanwhile, stagmant (Roberto Benigni) finds a plate in fennikusu_ai (Jayne Mansfield)'s sock drawer. Upstairs, lookitmahcards (Leelee Sobieski) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with 1andnotthesame (Ginger Rogers). TV-MA.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

ahahahahah what. I'm being played by the same person who's gonna play my Yanagi pup, and why is Ginger Rogers attempting to play my Yuutwins?