northwind_gale | 5D's 107

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so we start out by Yuusei getting chased by the Ghosts who want to hammer him with their overlarge balls. Yep, everything's normal here.
Meanwhile Bruno's at the next highway over, fretting over ~~his boyfriend~~ Yuusei and fretting over shit when suddenly
he starts flashing back to the Robofetus and suddenly A MYSTERIOUS DEEP VOICE TALKS TO HIM. LIKE. REALLY DEEP.
EPIPHANY GET!
fffffff data eyessssssss
and...whoa whoa whoa that's one hell of a gravity defying jump.
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
and he lands onto the beach and calls out to..."Delta Eagle"?
Lo and behold, it's the penor-wheel!
...wait so you can hide D-Wheels in the ocean. 8|a
anyways. Back to Yuusei and the ball-wielding ghosts.
And then Bruno shows up on the Delta Eagle/Penor-Wheel and keeps screaming out Yuusei's name which for some reason is hilarious to me
and then suddenly, henshin sequence!
With...calculus! That's new. :|a
and now "Dark Glass" is still screaming out Yuusei's name. Why is this so hilarious to me I don't even :|
no seriously. Derp Glass, you crying out "Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuseiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii" in your deep voice is just hilarious especially after you were introduced as a badass. You're still badass, though. Just moar derpy.
And then suddenly, he summons GIANT GUN WIELDING LAZOR BEAM SPAMMING THING THAT PRETTY MUCH DESTROYS ALL THOSE BALLS.
Cockblocking much?
And then he's telling Yuusei to follow whatever speed he's doing for an Accel Synchro
Placido, on the other hand, is pissy about his robots getting beat and wants to destroy Yuusei more than ever. You know. Even if Glass was the one that cockblocked his balls.
So we get his own kind of henshin that really is just summoning a D-Wheel out of the air from nowhere
and replacing his doily with a helmet.
and now we've got him chasing after Yuusei
...whoops, cockblocked again, Placido, see you later.
and then Yuusei is more or less sent into the trippy zone
no, seriously, it's like you can get hopped up on speed or something.
...~~wait~~
oh hey, it's Accel Synchro Stardust.
Which looks like a Wisel/Stardust assbaby.
Or the Sin Monsters from the movie. HMMMM.
Yuusei why are you so surprised that your acccel peen is another Stardust Dragon. This shouldn't surprise you. At all.
...THAT shoud Seriously, where the fuck are you?
Anyways back to Placido and Bruno for a bit as Bruno babbles on about Accel Synchro and how it will BEAT CHOO.
ooooh and there's a brief...flashback thing in which they were apparently dueling before
AND THEN THE KITTY WAS ON THE HIGHWAY.
and Dark Glass just went "OH SHI-" and tried to avoid hitting it and fell into the ocean instead.
SO THAT'S WHERE THAT FREAKOUT WITH THE KITTY CAME FROM. 8|
meanwhile we have...wait a tablet? Falling from the sky? Now? Is it Jose's? 8D
...wait.
That doesn't look like a Machine Emperor. :|a
Either way this has Jose and Luciano both pissed off big time BECAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONLY ONE WITH TABLETS >8|
Anyways, Yuusei touches the tablet, ends up in the Z-ONE. With RoboFetus.
Who talks to him in a deep voice and gives him a blank Synchro monster card.
And was apparently talking to him out of it's ~~ass~~ tail end.
oh hey it's Placido vs Bruno almost forgot about that
and yes, the duel screen DOES read as Bruno, which cracks me up, big time.
anyways, the moves are nothing special-it's monsters we've all seen before.
Bruno's synchro summon lines, however, are HILARIOUS.
Extra points for making the synchro summon look like some kind of tune-up or scan.
Cheater. >8| Lettin' your Ghosts fight for you.
oh hey, Yuusei's back. And he heads straight to Placido.
While Bruno knocks aside yet another D-Wheel (this time a random Ghost) to get to Yuusei. ffffffft. idk why this is so amusing.
...and addresses him simply as "the one who controls the Ghosts." Um. Yuusei. Look at the Duel Screen. There's names on it.
Placido's all ready to take him on, except...we've got a bit of a problem, say Luciano and Jose. THE MAN'S GOT A TABLET GET IN THE D-WHEEL AND GTFO.
And Placido's like "FUCK NO. WHY THE HELL DOES FUDOU YUUSEI GET SHINY TABLET TOYS NO FAIR NO FAIR >|"
and in his little tantrum he...sticks his sword in...
no, naughty thoughts, Gale, stoppit.
Anyways he sticks it in some special slot in his D-Wheel and then we get this.
...
Well. Two henshin sequences and an acid trip on speed that involves meeting a robotic fetus.
THIS COULDN'T GET ANY BETTER.
although I rather am amused at how the end of the episode isn't a dramatic card play for once that has them locked in a corner, it's some guy fusing with his wheel which shouldn't effect his dueling skills whatsoever.
PREVIEW: WE GET MOAR DOOLIN'.

Yusei! Look at the giant gun of my powerful monster!

Seriously, they couldn't have put this in a clearer way...

Especially considering that he used it to basically cockblock every single one of those oversized balls of the robos that were attempting to gangbang Yuusei.

Oh yes, and the D-Wheel.

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