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northwind_gale) wrote2009-11-25 09:39 am
northwind_gale) wrote2009-11-25 09:39 am
5D's 86
EEEEEEE! JUST...EEEEEEEE! WHY SO EPIC, SHOW? WHY SO EPIC?
Beware, as I have far, FAR too many caps from both 2Chan and Veoh today...yes, even more than I had with 81. No, I am not kidding. 81 had sixty caps total. This ep has 60 caps from 2Chan ALONE. Slow browsers will die their death here.
Beware, as I have far, FAR too many caps from both 2Chan and Veoh today...yes, even more than I had with 81. No, I am not kidding. 81 had sixty caps total. This ep has 60 caps from 2Chan ALONE. Slow browsers will die their death here.
- So, we start out with a random gopher/prairie dog thing in the desert that nearly gets its ass run over by Yuusei's D-Wheel.
- No, I have no clue where he is. Kinda looks like the desert in GX's ending, though.
- And Yuusei drives to...a cliff. Or something.
- oh hay look duel disk graves
- And we see what looks to be prisoners
- trying to run away from what looks to be cowboys.
- They get cornered at the cliff, and one of them throws a pendant up to where Yuusei is in an attempt to leave behind some sort of signal.
- And then the...cowboys play some kind of card and...
- ...wait what?
- Those are electroshock bondage collars?
- Oh jeezus we in for some serious shit.
- Yuusei starts yelling at the cowboys.
he totally wants in on this you know it
- And they just sort of...berate him or something before leaving, carrying their now unconscious victims.
- And Yuusei heads off to Crash Town.
- Yes it is called Crash Town.
- hur hur Engrish. "WELL COME"
- And we see Yuusei got a letter from some woman.
- Hm, Engrish again.
- Looks like it says...(for those of you who can't read or don't feel like deciphering it)
- Dear Yusei Fudo
- The reason why I wrote this letter
- to you is what I heard
- Your and his relationship
- and friendship.
- Please save him
- Please take him out from this town.
- In this situation
- he is murdered in this town
- The injustice thrives in this town.
- ...O_o?
- There's more that's beyond this cap
- I believe you can save him
- and that you can free the unhappy state
- There's more of the letter, but it fades before I can read it...
- Seems that whomever sent the letter is warning Yuusei that if he doesn't get whoever this is (obviously Kiryuu) out of the town, the corruption will eat him alive and lead to his death.
- Anyways Yuusei gets confronted by more members of that same group of cowboys
- ...eugh. Don't they have any better looking ones?
- And they all threaten to duel him buuut
- They get stopped by some smoking hot woman with flowers.
- She like...scolds them and hands the flowers off to the lead dude and...they leave.
- Turns out she's the woman who sent him the letter.
- Yuusei really does end up having all the nice ones, don't he? :D :D :D
- Eh, the preview lists her as being the fiance of one of the other dudes so whatever.
- Turns out this woman, Barbara, is the one that sent Yuusei the letter.
- Anyways, she takes Yuusei to some high point where they can watch the spectacle. Also, he hides his D-Wheel behind a bush there.
- Which is two gangs coming together
- Cowboy gang led by Malcom
- Rouge gang led by Ramon
- At sunset
- To fight
- And people come out of their homes to watch and
- ...okay, who are these creepy motherfuckers?
- Seriously. The guy on the right looks like some kinda puppet...
- ...kinda reminds me of an original manga character. That guy who took Yuugi and the Gang through that tunnel of fear or whatever? alsfjlasdjfdsffdffff.
- Anyways, the spectacle. IT'S A SHOWDOWNNNNN AT SUNSET
- with each member of the gang sending out one member to represent them...
- The cowboy gang send out this...big burly dude who cracks his neck and rolls it around kinda...disturbingly. ._.
- The rouge gang send out...
- oh no wait the rep ain't with them.
- He's coming from the sunset
- Cue shock face from Yuusei becauseeeee
- DUN NA NUH THE MOMENT YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR~!!!
- KIRYUUUUUUUUUUUU~<3~!
- And DAMN, does he know how to play that harmonica. Hot fucking damn.
- Baw, Yuusei looks almost woobie here. :3
- Kiryuu even has his own little fanboy~<3.
- Anyways, time for showdown...
- HOREEEEE SHIIIIIIITO-IS THAT A GUN
- IS THAT A GUN
- IS THAT A GUN
- IS THAT A GUN
- HAHA NO
- FAKED YOU OUT
- IT'S A DUEL DISK, MOTHERFUCKER
- Yeah, I know. Cards. Always cards.
- Hahaha, classic to old style showdown, the duel happens EXACTLY at sunset
- and whoever can "DRAW" their cards faster gets the first turn. :D :D :D
- *snicker*
- Kiryuu wasn't even inching his hand towards his "gun" like the other guy was-had it lax at his side
- and he STILL whipped it out faster.
- Still badass.
- lol tumbleweed
- Anyway, Kiryuu blasts away the guy on his second turn.
- Only note of interest is that he still plays an Infernity deck for some reason.
- And that he talks in a COMPLETE MONOTONE.
- HE'S SO EMPTY INSIDE. ;A;
- SERIOUSLY. FIRST HE WAS SEXY BECAUSE HE WAS BATSHIT INSANE.
- NOW HE'S SEXY AND WOOBIE BECAUSE HE'S ALL ZONED OUT
- THERE IS NO MIDDLE GROUND FOR HIM
- Anyway, watching this duel hurts for Yuusei.
- While we watch the duel, the woman explains why exactly there's so much strife in the town.
- THAR BE GOLD IN THIS HERE MOUNTAIN.
- And gangs fight over it. Whoohooo.
- And there are even "bounty posters."
- Kinda. Sorta.
- And after the duel is over...
- ...wait.
- Did the loser just get lassoed into those creepy motherfucker's carriage?
- And got put in a coffin?!?!?!?!? aklflasflsfjlsf wurt
- ...So if you lose, you go be slaves in the gold mine? Are you fucking serious?
- Jeebus.
- And Malcolm is aaaaaangry that Ramon''s found himself such an ace.
- ...Said ace looks REALLY out of it. D: D: D:
- Wait, I think they're calling Kiryuu SENSEI. He's their Teacher?!?!?!?
- And just after the gangs separate but before they head out...
- Yuusei: KIRYUU!
- Kiryuu: *reserved gasp* Oh hey, look, emotion!!!
- So close and yet so faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
- And he drives off, ignoring Yuusei's pleas for answers. D: D: D:
- I think you just broke his heart, Kiryuu. You broke mine. *woobie*
- please don't gooooooo
- Anyways, timeskip to the evening.
- Malcom's drunk out of his mind and...
- ...did he just whup somebody upside the head with a beer bottle?
- And the angst-fest over losing is crashed by YUUSEI!
- WHO HAS A COSTUME CHANGE!
- FOR ONCE!
- SERIOUSLY!
- HE DOES!
- ...okay fine he's wearing a poncho over his clothes. BUT STILL
- COSTUME CHANGE.
- OH AND HE HAS THE BADASS GUN DISK. CAN HE USE THAT FROM NOW ON?
- Malcolm's annoyed, so he has the three cowboys from before all gang up on Yuusei at once...or maybe they just gang on him of their own accord I don't know
- And they have a three on one duel
- Is anyone else getting Team Satisfaction vibes from this?
- I know I am.
- Come on. Hot guy in a cape (okay, fine, PONCHO) facing down more than one person in a duel with something resembling a weapon? Yeah.
- SATISFACTION~~~~~~~
- I think the music's the same too. :D :D :D
- Anyways, the three of them all summon THE EXACT SAME MONSTER.
- Which is some little generic stereotypical ranchero I don't even know doll dude.
- Which all do effect damage when another card with the same name is summoned.
- And Yuusei's life is depleted by more than half. Malcom thinks Yuusei's nothing special.
- Then Yuusei simply dusts himself off after the attack like it was nothing, making Malcolm worry a little.
- Anyways Yuusei beats them all in one turn using some combo involving Nitro Warrior, Arms Aid, Junk Attack, and some traps.
- I only took that cap because it shows Poncho-Yuusei some more
- also cowboys versus mexicans what
- wait
- did he just
- spin the gun before putting it back in its holster
- okay
- I am off squeeing now
- and waiting for the inevitable Levan Polka/Leekspin parodies...
- I NEEDS A GIF OF THAT. NOW.
- Malcolm's all excited: He's gotten himself a new duelist on par with that dratted Kiryuu!
- ...wait what?!
- Yuusei's joining Malcolm's gang to fight Kiryuu...?!?!?!
- ...and it ends.
- wait what.
- WHY SO SHORT?!?!?!?!??!?!!??!??!?!?!!??!
- SERIOUSLY, ALL THIS EP NEEDED WAS THE REST OF TEAM SATISFACTION.
- PREVIEW: MOAR DUELING YUUSEI VERSUS KIRYUU WHOOHOOO
- ALSO KIRYUU AT A BAR
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(see, I'm not completely a bitter mass of unpopular opinions. :D)
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KIRYU YOU'RE SO HOT
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HEARTILY
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Seriously, those three guys that duel Yusei aaaaaaaahahaha. XDDDDD That one has no chin and hardly any hair on his head(my bro said it looked like a bird pooped on it), and then that guy with that tall head that goes offscreen, and pfffffffffff. XDDDDD
...And Yusei gets a poncho. xD
Also I'm going to pull an Immicolia and say all I can see in Kiryu is Ryo and Ed. ;A; Maybe Yusei will rescue him from the wild west and he will exchange his black trenchcoat for a silver suit.
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I meant no neck, sorry. :T XD
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...It does look like a bird pooped on it. XD XD XD And for some reason the guy on the right reminds me of a bird. :D :D
Can he take the poncho and gun disk home with him? Please?
The coat only makes it more obvious, doesn't it?