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In which I am heartily amused by how Bruno (Gary-Stu that he is) manages to totally shatter and yet unify the team dynamics all at once. :D

So we start out with Yuusei, Jack, and Crow at dinner with Mikage and Ushio.
Ushio's in his little suit~<3!
Ahahahaa, Crow's enjoying himself while Yuusei and Jack are all Bl. They know something's up.
Yuusei: "Martha says to be wary of someone who's being too nice. They might want something from you." If I'm remembering the preview's translation right.
Whatever he says they're all..."aha, ehum, yeah we have a favor to ask of you."
Yuusei: "No."
Jack: "No."
Crow: *through a mouthful* "No."
Oh well. :D
They then go to the garage and they find...
...some guy messing with Jack's D-Wheel! D:
Naturally, Jack's reaction is to:
punch his lights out before driving off.
And then Yuusei's all "Hey, are you alright? D: " What, Yuusei. You just find this guy messing with your best friend's/rival's motorbike. You don't just show them mercy after he punches their lights out.
Well, Mikage and Ushio heard the commotion...and Mikage knows this guy! (Brother? Cousin? Some other family relation to make him more of a Stu?) Scold, scold. He seems genuinely apologetic...
...oh hay Jack just drove off with the new guy. Yuusei and Crow follow before he tries to beat the shit out of him more.
Jack reveals that whatever this guy-now named Bruno thanks to Mikage-did powered up his D-Wheel.
Bruno shows what he did.
Yuusei is impressed.
Crow is impressed.
Jack doesn't want to be impressed.
*faispalm*
Yuusei ignores him to keep talking mechanics with the new guy.
I think you broke his heart there, Yuusei. No, seriously. His tone of voice there is just so WOOBIE! "Y-Yuusei...D:"
This guy needs as little sleep as our little martyr friend, apparently. Both Crow and Jack are asleep and in the morning those two are still talking about mechanics.
ahahaha cup ramen. KING brand. (Totally Jack's buy. :D ) So none of those three boys cook, then? D:
...is it just me or does Yuusei's motor design look suspiciously like Momentum and the original gear designed from the Yuusei particle to power it?
It's not just me, right? You people see it, right? RIGHT?
Anyway, Yuusei spends some time talking dreams with Bruno, and Bruno's all "Sure, I'll help! :D "
ahahahaha the whole group's here. And Yuusei's ignoring them all.
I know you wanna say this, Immi.
I'll save you the trouble. "AWWW~! HIS LITTLE FACE~!"
...seriously that is cute.
wait what are you doing there staring at Yuu and his new boyfriend shouldn't you be working?
seriously and you wonder why you're in the red, Crow
bawww, looks like Aki wanted to show Yuusei some book she found.
ignorrrrreeeeeeee
ahahaha Aki's feelings are hurt she's angry
I think Rua was dumb enough to ask something like: "Are you jealous, Aki-neechan? :D :D :D "
To which Aki makes some biting remark and leaves.
they're pulling another late nighter gais
oh hay they finished yay
sleepy tiemz
...wait
sleepy tiemz?
as in...Yuusei's sleeping ON SCREEN? no unconsciousness or waking up out of nowhere or something like that? actual sleeping?
afsfasfasfkasgasjgakjfa;j;dsjf;fsfahdf;aklfjdsf
oh hay someone's at the computer
next day
"OH NOES SOMEONE STOLE OUR ULTIMATE PROGRAM D: D: D:"
Jack blames Bruno straight off
of course blame the new guy
that you're all jealous of
because he's stealing the time and attention of your bestest friend/rival
typical
anyway they find a fingerprint
and now they're gonna hack into the database to try and find a match
seriously
why not just report it to the police
instead of doing illegal shit
idk logic
*sporfle*
who knew you could make such a face, Jack? and the fact that you're making it while Yuusei's all ":D" is just hilarious
Yuusei: "Jack, your ~~bitchfit~~ inner brat is showing."
lol what
the security mechanism is a duel puzzle
like in the Tag Force games
you know where you get a specific field and you have to reduce the opponent's points to zero in that turn
ahahaha this is so totally a plug in advertisement
then again this whole show is a plug in advertisement
so anyways they're gonna try and solve the puzzle
wait what
ahaahahaha omg socute
anyways Crow screws up because of the facedown being mirror force
Jack is not pleased
as Safty aptly said: "'WHY YOU-" *throttle throttle* Jack and Crow are Bart and Homer."
And then Jack proceeds to do the exact same thing. Way to go, genius.
Now it's Crow's turn to bitch him out.
Now it's...
wait, it's not Yuusei's turn? Bawww, I wanted to see a chibi him too. D:
I don't know if I should be happy that it's not Yuusei saving the day as usual or upset that Mr. Gary Stu is doing it.
I swear to god he looks exactly like Ryo from the back
anyways he solves the puzzle
and then they match it
and it's
DUN DUN DUN~!
PREVIEW: Let's follow Jeager!
Crow looks like he seriously wants to assault him too. Oh please let them finish the duel they never finished~
...wait.
is that Yuusei dueling
again
goddammit show
oh well at least we get clown rape
no I'm fucking serious
I guess those two are taking out their frustration from this episode out on Jeager next week. :D

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Before he eventually gives in and does the damn homework.

...write it, Immi. :D

Somewhere in my head, the ultimate way this would go involves Benji making both offers. And Yusei making these epic D: faces before totally giving in. And then when Benji actually goes to ask Aki out he drags Yusei with him and goes, "Hey, Izayoi! You wanna date my boyfriend? :D :D :D?" And Aki's reaction is somewhere along the lines of :U :| :) ...as opposed to Yusei who is still going D: And then the three of them have the most awkward poly-relationship ever. THE END!

the smileys make this even more epic (if that was possible).

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