northwind_gale | 5D's 79

A.K.A., I can't believe there' s an episode that warranted the use of this icon.

But...no, 5D's, no. No more flashback episodes. PLEASE. This is just sad laziness in writing. Or bad writing. Or something.

The beginning, however, is the only good part. Because it is "Moments at Home" adorableness.

Let's play a drinking game! :D Every time Gale says "flashback/flashbacking" or any other variation, take a shot! Two shots if it's accompanied by the word "stop"! Three shots if it's bolded, italicized, or in capslock! Drink really fast if it's a combination of more than one of these factors! :D
Why the fuck are you showing the last parts of the totally non-deadly real-life damage duel that Rua/Ruka lost?
WHY ARE YOU SHOWING THE GODDAMN SYNCHRO KILLER HAVEN'T WE SEEN YUUSEI ANGST OVER THAT ENOUGH
NO. JUST. NO. STOP. GO TO THE OPENING ALREADY.
THANK YOU. GOD. FLASHBACKING BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO THE OPENING. THIS CANNOT BODE WELL.
Crow apparently sleeps in the attic.
Jack's made an attempt to replicate the table and chairs at the cafe out of scrap metal. It doesn't look very stable.
It really doesn't look stable.
Apparently this is because he still has a grudge against said cafe for firing him (ahem, I mean Jack quitting them).
The little waitress girl isn't happy about Jack not coming any more. D:
Crow doesn't seem to mind this as long as Jack is sipping homemade tea, and even sits down at the table with him.
By the way, Jack is sipping said homemade tea with dignity and grace. As usual, Princess Jack.
Can I reiterate what I said about the table and chairs not being stable?
Also, Jack always falls with dignity. Your uselessness makes you awesome.
No, look. Even sipping his tea while lying down on the floor. JYAKKU ATORASU MUST HAVE DIGNITY IN ALL SITUATIONS!
Not even a drop spilled! You may not be able to build shit to save your life, Jack, but you can drink tea like the best of them. :D
No. No. Stop flashbacking, dammit. Do not ruin the homeliness.
No, I do NOT want to see the final fucking battle against Rex Godwin. I can watch the episode for that. NO I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THE DAMN SAVIOR STAR NOR HEAR THE FUCKING FRIENDSHIP SPEECHES. STOP IT.
Alright, thanks.
NO STOP FLASHBACKING ALREADY, CROW. YUUSEI'S BEING ANGSTY ENOUGH ALREADY IN THIS EP. HE HASN'T SHOWN UP YET BUT I KNOW HE'S GOING TO BE ANGSTING, WHY ELSE WOULD HE BE MYSTERIOUSLY "GOING OFF"? I DO NOT need to see his angsting over the RAINBOW PIT O' LAME (TM). UNLESS YOU'RE MAKING IT RELEVANT TO THE PLOT, STFU ABOUT THE PIT.
Yes, go find Yuusei. STOP FLASHBACKING.
Oh hay there, Angstyuusei. Not looking forward to seeing you, unless you're gonna get correction!punched.
NO STOP FLASHBACKING. STOP IT. GODDAMMIT STOP FLASHBACKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN GHOST DUEL ALREADY. YOU DO ENOUGH OF THAT EVEN IN EPISODES THAT AREN'T FLASHBACKING EPISODES. STFU.
Ah, Jack and Crow found you. Will you go get your ass correction!paunch'd now?
STOP FLASHBACKING, GODDAMMIT. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ILLIASTER. STOP FLASHBACKING TO THE AWESOMENESS OF SEASON TWO AND RUDGER'S MEETING WITH THE SHADY ILLIASTER GUY. YOU'RE RUINING THE AWESOME.
WAT. STOP FLASHBACKING. NO I DON'T WANT TO SEE THE AWESOMENESS OF THE SHERRY DUEL IN YOUR STUPID FLASHBACKING EPISODE. YOU'RE RUINING THE AWESOME. STOP FLASHBACKING TO HER FLASHBACK! I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU THAT ILLIASTER'S INVOLVED IN THE TOURNEY OR WHO KILLED HER PARENTS OR SHIT. STOP FLASHBACKING.
WHAT HAVE I BEEN SAYING, SHOW? Now you're flashbacking again to the Dark Glass duel? NO I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE GODDAMN ACCEL SYNCHRO (which is the dumbest solution ever. Here's a thought. HOW ABOUT YOU DUEL WITHOUT THE GODDAMN SYNCHROS? YOU'VE DONE IT BEFORE.)
WAIT. This is Jack and Crow's first time hearing about it?
How many episodes ago has it been?
How much time have you spent angsting over this?
It must have been at least a few weeks because there was a whole FUCKING D-WHEEL DRIVING CLASS in the middle of it.
And you kept vital information to yourself for that fucking long because you didn't get your head out of your ass and stop angsting already? Get over yourself!!!!
YOU FAIL AS A LEADER, YUUSEI. GTFO.
Well, now that you've said all that, you feel much better, don'tcha, Yuusei? It's a pretty simple solution: TALKING ABOUT YOUR GODDAMN PROBLEMS. Now see, if you had done that before, maybe we wouldn't have to deal with all these FLASHBACKS now. )<
FISTBUMP~
oh hay someone's washed up on the beach. Instead of angsting, you coulda played the hero and saved him, Yuusei. Now' he's dead. kinda looks like Aoyama without the marker. :D

PREVIEW: Okay, never mind, he's not dead. But his eyes are so blank-looking. MIIIIIINDRAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEP~ Seems like his appearance is causing dissent between the group and their recently repaired friendship. :D

Also, Ushio in a suit. :D!

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I love Jack is still drinking his tea after he falls and doesn't even bother to get up.

Seriously they need to stop acting like pansies for solving their problems and solve it like real men do it D|

Can Placido kidnap Yusei for real and have kidnapped sex with him so that Jack can be the leader sometime :D?

Bruno, the dude with the mindrape eyes, can GTFO and Kiryu take his place

It's precious. Especially since a normal person would a) have the tea spilled all over themselves and b) choke if they tried to drink in that position. Clearly Jack is speshul. Good thing we've long established that. :D

See season two. Episode 45. Codename: CORRECTION!PAUNCH.

fffffff Or have Yuusei snap. Beautifully. After failing so hard on this oh-so-awesome Accel Synchro of his. :D

AMEN.

Jack has always been a special snowflake. And even if he did spill tea he would have just bitched at Crow which also would have been funny ~

Nah its episode 43, episode 45 had Ushio acting like a precious housewife and Rudger's first appearance.

Yeah they have so many characters from the DS arc that I've been dying to see again, why not use them?

I believe I have that written down somewhere in another post. "Clearly, Jack is a unique and beautiful snowflake." :D I am so glad he's continued acting this way. It's nice, having a main rival who's not perfect. :D

...*headessk* ifail.

, indeed.

Can Placido kidnap Yusei for real and have kidnapped sex with him so that Jack can be the leader sometime :D?

Only if that means we actually get to see Jack do stuff. Because knowing this show, they'd spend full episodes focused entirely on Yusei locked up and EMOing like a bitch. XD

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...good point. Damn.

...at least I have my fanfic. :D

Oh god. I did not even NOTICE that when the table broke that Jack still had his tea, and was still somehow drinking it. He really is the most amazing thing ever, isn't he? *coos in delight* Seriously, I could have easily watched a half-hour of those two being adorable.

~~SPOILERS~~ Mad Theory: Bruno is ~~Shady McRidiculousHair~~ Dark Glass. The hair colour is right, the eye style is right (that whole very similar to whatshisname Placido's thing) and the mechanical affinity would match his deck type. Either that, or it's Placido in a clever disguise (but then the hair colour is wrong) Or we really are leading into something about clones like I have previously theorized, what with all the genetics refferences Poet keeps finding. O.O

SERIOUSLY, Immi? I woulda thought you'd notice something like that. I'm disappointed. >:

but but MAD THEORY = YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYHOLYGODAMNNSHITJESUSBATMANYES. :D

Hey I was watching it streaming, as such I can't pause and have to type things down while still keeping an eye on the episode. It's a good thing because it makes boring episodes go faster but bad because I apparently miss adorable details.

Which part? His being Shady, Placido, a clone or all of the above? (if it's Placido I will be disappointed since Show has already done the Bad Guy in Disguise Infiltrating thing.... Honestly, I'm still hoping for a ridiculous amount of clones this season. XD)

Shady and this Bruno (ugh I'm still not happy about that name) are both clones. :D And Shady is one of the ones that rebelled or something. :D Bruno is still an obedient little motherfucker.

Ahahahaha. YES! And now for some irrational reason I'm sitting here thinking that there should totally be ridiculous clones of EVERYONE! I'm sure Obviously EVIL Illiaster could find some way to get all the Signer's DNA. They're ~~deus ex machina-y~~ resourceful like that. Bonus points if at some point long ago they totally cloned Godwins.

I should totally writing this show. It would probably wind up mildly pornographic at some point, but the plot would be way better.

...ffffff and now I'm thinking of Stardust Accelerator. Thanks, Immi. XD XD XD XD

Get Poet on board for the magical mojo shit, and I'd totally watch it. :D :D :D

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