northwind_gale: (WTF SHOW)
Gale ([personal profile] northwind_gale) wrote2009-09-16 11:13 am
Entry tags:

5D's 76

So, we start out with Jack and Carly in an alleyway together.



Ahahaha you were expecting something else weren't you pfffff. Naw, they're just investigating. Then right off the bat we get a flashback to a meeting at a cafe (with moar Blue Eyes Mountain Tea, ffffff) where Carly tells Jack she's investigating D-Wheel thieves. Security's got a setup and she's gonna try and get pictures of them. That much is successful.

Then, Jack, being JYAKKU ATORASU, whips out his D-Wheel outta nowhere and hurtles after them. The leader aims to hit him with a laser gun, but one of his subordinates suddenly drives in front and takes the blow for him, getting himself hurt real bad. Then Ushio drives up, and Jack's all like "This guy just turned on his crew and took the blow and-" and Ushio's all like "OH GOD NO! THAT'S OUR UNDERCOVER OFFICER!!!" or something. That's the gist of it. And poor Jack's all D:?



Yeah, Ushio's not happy about Jack screwing over their infiltration plan. So, Jack decides to go infiltrate in the injured officer's place (who I swear, resembles poor Dickie Pitt so much. ...actually if Dick Pitt did join the police force after the cities united I'd be gleeful as anything.

Anyways, Jack does some investigating of his own, and finds a shady storekeeper who gives him directions to a hideout.



Rule of thumb, Jack: if a guy snickers and doesn't look at you when giving you information, that's a red light. Reason Jack fails at finding a job in the police force number one: dense as fuck and doesn't know shit about the real world Been under Godwin's thumb too long, methinks.

Anyways, he follows the directions, ends up in an alleyway, and gets cornered by a group of thugs. Totally a setup. Anyways, he starts beating the crap outta them until one guy just jumps down outta nowhere and strikes him upside the head with a pipe.



watch 4Kids edit the pipe out and then this scene will make no sense whatsoever Reason Jack fails at finding a job in the police force number 2: he gets taken out in one hit.



And Jack's back in the hospital after being left in the alleyway (okay, how did they find him, and why was he not mugged. I swear, show.)

Also it looks like the doctors just bandaged his hair and not the actual wound. Pfff. Fail, doctors.



And I just bring this up because it looks like the bandages were just pasted on. Apparently Jack's artichoke hair is hard to put headgear on. Case in point:



MOAR PASTE FUN TIEMS. and yet his helmet fits on perfectly what show

also also also



:D :D :D ilu animators

Anyways, Jack goes and finds them again (against protesting by Carly and Crow), tries to assault the truck driver to keep him from driving, gets himself cornered and again, gets beat on. Reason number 2 repetition.

And then he somehow gets to their hideout. When they're all like WHAT THE HELL HOW DID YOU GET HERE. Jack says "I PLANTED A TRANSMITTER ON YOUR TRUCK DRIVER GUY (who incidentally is the shopkeeper dude) WHEN I ASSAULTED HIM."



lol plot device

Anyways, the leader's all: Allright, we'll duel! Buuuut, it's a special duel.

And then we get one of the old school life-or-death duels. I mean, old school. See, I made a complicated diagram and everything for you guys.



:D :D :D :D

Anyways, they duel. And Jack beats the guy using the card that he took from the injured officer's deck:



A Synchro monster callled Hell Chaos King. Dude, that thing looks fucking badass. I want it.

Sooooo, because no one dies in Yu-Gi-Oh! because Jack has a sense of honor...



...he saves the guy from his own trap...



...



...



...oh, Jack, you are such an inglorious bastard. <3

also his triumphant (sadistic?) laugh here is lol-inducing and glorious



Reason why Jack can find a job in the police force: he gets the job done. Because he's Jack Motherfucking Atlas. And really, that's enough to override the little smidges in his resume, ah?

Anyways, he gives the card back, hand clasp, etc. etc.

PREVIEW: There's a new student in school and he's quite popular. I think Rua's jealous.


...wait. That voice...

...

...IT'S LUCIANO. THAT'S LUCIANO. YOU KNOW. ONE OF THE THREE TENORS? THE ONE WHO'S ABNORMALY SHORT, GIGGLES A LOT, AND CONSTANTLY USES ROLLERBLADES LIKE TAKI SUZUNA FROM EYESHIELD 21?! THAT GUY(GIRL?).

...

...

...brb lawling forever

[identity profile] immicolia.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 04:32 pm (UTC)(link)
SPOILERS: LUCIANO IS SUZUNA!

Actually, I think if that were true that might almost make me give a shit about him. XD

Also, the shopkeeper is totally Saiga's douchebag cousin.

[identity profile] northwind-gale.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
AHAHHAHAHA. i wish

pfff. I didn't think about that until you told me. Now I'm lawling all over again. Thank you. XD

uses appropiate account and keywords

[identity profile] imthegodamnking.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH JACK ATLAS OR HE WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

also lol animation fail

ilu

[identity profile] northwind-gale.livejournal.com 2009-09-16 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
animation phaaaaaaailllllllllllllllll