MEME QUESTION MEME THING

Reply to this with the line "What are you doing here, Dr. Facilier? Besides frighting women, children, and harmless alligators." and I'll give you five questions. Rinse, repeat.

EDIT: Now under a cut because I've answered quite a few questions~

( Cut for questions a plenty. )

This is why I should not get bored in class.

I doodle. Horribly.

( Cut for crack. )