OH GOD WHAT KIND OF INSANE CROSSOVER AM I PLANNING SHOOT ME NOW BEFORE I DO THIS NO SERIOUSLY

No seriously. Shoot me.

This came to  me after reading Leo Tolstoy's Anna Karenina for the umpteenth time. Because for some reason, that book never gets old for me, even though I picked it up in sixth grade six years ago. God I am such a nerd.

For some reason, I started putting characters from Eyeshield 21 into the story. I am so sorry...no not really. Haha.

You probably might want a quick summary of the book before I do it though. I'm not entirely sure if it's a popular book, considering it is apparently on my AP Lit Reading List, which makes me assume that it's reserved for college students.

 

( Cut for long novel summary and short character list. )

...Kill me. Kill me NOW. Before I take this madness any further.