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I stumbled across a little thing called Final Fantasy I & II: Dawn of Souls.

Now, I've never actually played the Final Fantasy series. But I was bored and RPGs are my kind of thing. So.

Yes, I'm an idiot.


. Now. *cracks knuckles* Let's see if this series is all that it's cracked up to be.
northwind_gale: (lol)

[22:06] northwindgully: ...oh my god XD
[22:07] northwindgully: I'm listening to a Sri Lankan radio channel since my mom keeps it on the computer in the evenings cuz it plays chanting
[22:07] northwindgully: they were playing a commercial about "Sirasa Star," one of the many foreign "American Idol"-esque ripoffs
[22:08] northwindgully: and they were using the Hampster Dance music for background music.
[22:08] northwindgully: i fucking died

northwind_gale: (Sly)
Youngest!Bro: *doesn't take Health class, but knows the basics thanks to me and other brother, randomly watching news with me* Sis, you think Obama's ever done it?
Gale: *momentarily shocked by question, but then counters* Well, yeah, how else would he have gotten his kids?
Bro: Oh, right...wait, you have to have sex to have kids?
Gale: ...uh, yeah. Didn't *insert other bro's name* tell you?
Bro: No, I just thought people had to be married. Wait...does that mean...
Gale: ?
Bro: Does that mean our mom and dad... D: D: D:
Gale: ...Well, yeah, how else do you think they had us?
Bro: ...OH MY GODDDDDD *proceeds to flail for many minutes*
Gale: *loling forever*

my brother is an adorable derp sometimes, really XD
northwind_gale: (Sly)
Stolen from [ profile] syntheticpoetic !

1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 4-7 sentences on your LJ along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest (unless it's too troublesome to reach and is really heavy. Then go back to step 1).
6. Tag five people.

Hmm. I pick that one book that I carried with me to my dorm room and is so just sitting right there in my bookbag unlike my other books which are on that musty old shelf thing.

"... 'After dinner, the two young men go into their host's study, and write a letter to the unknown fair one. They compose an ardent epistle, a declaration in fact, and they carry the letter up-stairs themselves, so as to elucidate whatever might appear not perfectly intelligible in the letter.'

'Why are you telling me these horrible stories? Well?'

'They ring. A maid-servant opens the door, they hand her the letter, and assure the maid that they're both so in love that they'll die on the spot at the door. The maid, stupefied, carries in their messages. All at once, a gentleman appears with whiskers like sausages, as red as a lobster, announces that there is no one living in that flat except his wife, and sends them both about their buisness.''"

-Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina, Part Two, Chapter V.

Gotta love gossip. :B I tag the first five people to respond to this post.


Stolen from [ profile] atorasu !

Give me two RP characters (one I play, one you play) and I'll write a drabble about them. Keywords/prompts are allowed.

list of characters is here.
northwind_gale: (Hell motherfucking yeah)
[13:17] northwindgully: Oh hey, you know that meme that goes around YouTube
[13:17] Zalkanis: Hmm?
[13:18] northwindgully: where people say that "The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air" theme song can go with ANY music
[13:18] northwindgully: and then they try to do it?
[13:18] Zalkanis: Oh?
[13:18] Zalkanis: Nope, haven't heard of that one.
[13:18] northwindgully: B'aww.
[13:18] northwindgully: I need to show you the original theme XD
[13:18] Zalkanis: Don't tell me they synced it with a Mother song XD
[13:18] Zalkanis: I know of that one ^^
[13:18] northwindgully: It was a popular family sitcom in the 90s in the US.
[13:18] Zalkanis: I mean I haven't heard of the meme XD
[13:18] northwindgully: And they synched it with SEVERAL.
[13:18] northwindgully: Oh.
[13:19] northwindgully: They did it with a bunch of them
[13:19] northwindgully: AND IT FITS
[13:19] northwindgully: some more than others but FFFFF IT FITS
[13:19] northwindgully:!v=IEiu9H5to5Y&feature=related first one I found
[13:19] Zalkanis: AHAHAHAHAHAH
[13:19] Zalkanis: FRESH KRAKEN OF BEL-AIR
[13:20] northwindgully: IT WORKS
[13:20] northwindgully: I swear to god
[13:20] northwindgully: I haven't found a mix that didn't work in some fashion, not yet XD
[13:20] Zalkanis: Lawl
[13:21] northwindgully:!v=ioSM-JMk06g&feature=related here's another one.
[13:21] Zalkanis: AHAHAH
[13:21] Zalkanis: I just linked that now too XD
[13:21] northwindgully: ...well XD
[13:21] northwindgully:!v=8YSedjnvl0w&feature=related This one works so well it's scary.
[13:21] Zalkanis:
[13:21] Zalkanis: ...
[13:21] northwindgully: ...
[13:21] northwindgully: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[13:21] Zalkanis: HIVEMINDDDD
[13:22] northwindgully:!v=IuQGPILDKfI&feature=related
[13:22] Zalkanis:
[13:22] northwindgully: OH COME ON.
[13:22] Zalkanis: We need Prince Poo of Bel-Air
[13:23] northwindgully: ffffffff
[13:23] northwindgully:!v=ZDrfDjwR5rg&feature=related
[13:24] Zalkanis: Ahahah
[13:25] northwindgully: /was half expecting you to respond with the same video XD
[13:25] Zalkanis: Sorry XD
[13:25] northwindgully: lollll
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I escaped from Starbase Northwind Gale!

I killed Meigahime the Dalek, Saft the Dalek, Syntheticpoetic the nutrivend drinks machine, Somatosensation the Dalek, Zippyz the nutrivend drinks machine, Soccer Ceo the shapeshifter, Digitalstarry the cargobot, Mythc Writer the red-shirted ensign, Matsuda Akemi the tribble and Tsyve the space pirate.

I salvaged a Vacant-Descent model hazmat suit, Angel Starchild's commbadge, a Northwindgaleian deathblade, a DOODLING-20 plasma rifle, a technicolorninalithium crystal, a VOLTAN forcefield generator, Nikil San's commbadge, an RURIRII-140 phaser, a stagmantlithium crystal, an ITAI-YO-JUUDAI-10 phaser, a PIJSAN-10 plasma rifle, a MANGA-2500 supercomputer, an IMPRIS forcefield generator and 215 galacticredits.

Score: 685

Explore Starbase Northwind Gale and try to beat this score,
or enter your username to generate and explore your own space adventure...


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Average number of words per sentence:20.72
Average number of syllables per word:1.48
Total words in sample:2984
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lol what. If it gathered up my most recent posts like it said it did, then it would have gathered up  a shitload of picspam and spazzings. My journal is NOT that high of a reading grade level, is it?

My LiveJournal Sitcom
spoon and hat (FX, 2:30): northwind_gale (Leelee Sobieski) takes on_a_corndog (Mario Lopez) bowling. That night, yuidirnt (Yasmine Bleeth) uses spinelsoup (Jeff Goldblum)'s baby photo. That weekend, atorasu (Hugo Weaving) and somatosensation (Daniel Baldwin) try out for a volleyball team. Meanwhile, stagmant (Roberto Benigni) finds a plate in fennikusu_ai (Jayne Mansfield)'s sock drawer. Upstairs, lookitmahcards (Leelee Sobieski) unknowingly gets high before a meeting with 1andnotthesame (Ginger Rogers). TV-MA.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

ahahahahah what. I'm being played by the same person who's gonna play my Yanagi pup, and why is Ginger Rogers attempting to play my Yuutwins?
northwind_gale: (lol)
Mom (to littlest bro): You worked so hard for your new DS, and you're letting your brother play're something. *Laughter*
Littlest Bro: *shrugs, keeps jumping rope and goofing around with his shiny new Pokewalker*
Mom (to middle bro,, the aforementioned DS-player): You don't have a very good heart, you know.
Littlest Bro: *sporfles* Mom, that's harsh!!!
Me: *dissolves into laughter, agrees with him*
Middle Bro: *pretends to be offended and ignores conversation in favor of his little bro's DS*
Mom (to me): What's he saying? <---does not know English well
Me: Harsh, it's really cruel, mom. Having your own mom tell you that you don't have a good heart? Really?
Mom: *starts laughing with everyone else before turning to littlest bro* You do have a good heart, though.
Littlest Bro: No, I need to keep exercising if I want one of those!
Me: *sporfling forever* I see you picked up my affinity for bad jokes.
Littlest Bro: Oh yeah. I hang out with you too much.

oh little bro ilu
northwind_gale: (Sheepish grin)
[21:47] spinel ithil: aim hate the other room again?
[21:47] northwindgully: idk
[21:47] northwindgully: didn't bother trying :|
[21:47] northwindgully: just derped something out insteaad
[21:47] spinel ithil: XD clearly
[21:47] northwindgully: <---has been in a derpish mood since last night
[21:47] northwindgully: *derp*
[21:51] northwindgully: ...why am I suddenly finding myself battling the urge to make random Magikarp noises
[21:53] spinel ithil: pffff
[21:55] northwindgully: *magikarps it up*
northwind_gale: (:o?)
Reading Material: Hitt, Jack. Who Will Do Abortions Here?. New York Times Magazine. vol. NA. no. NA. p.NA. 16 Jan 1998. (Acquired from my college's web library database reservation for my Ethics class)

A quote that caught my attention and amused me...

My wife finished medical school last year. She never heard the word "abortion" mentioned in a classroom. Which medical school was it that neglects to expose students to what is one of the most common surgeries performed on women? Yale.

oh lol really? Granted, this was a decade and a year ago and things probably changed, but still, hilarious to read.

ilu class
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Honors College Seminar 202-Ethics and Public Policy

Class #1, dated Thursday, January 28, 2010, from the hours of 4:30 p.m. to 7:00 p.m.

Topics of Discussion

  • people getting fired from leaving their guns in the car while working
  • the extents people will go in America to protect free speech
  • universities being forbidden to prescribe, advertise, and distribute morning-after pills
  • gore porn in museums


Dec. 19th, 2009 02:02 pm
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Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! In November I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Saturday I didn't flush (-1 points). Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In January I pulled over and changed [ profile] matsuda_akemi 's flat tire (15 points). In September I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Overall, I've been nice (35 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!
Sincerely, northwind_gale
Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:

I...I think this might be the first nice leter on my friends list...*sporfle* But but but I don't play Playstation games... (is a Nintendo geek) * EDIT: Okay, really amusing just because this was such a Heel-Face-Turn and I don't know how I could have gotten away with this stuff...the very next click...
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I broke [ profile] fumanzoku_kiryu's X-Box (-12 points). Last Saturday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In January I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, [ profile] on_a_corndog (-5000 points). Last Thursday I set [ profile] fortuneladyicey's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5160 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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And my punishment for being such a bad girl is a spanking. *lol'd* EDIT 3: OKAY THIS IS THE LAST ONE I PROMISE BUT ONE OF THEM WAS JUST TOO HILARIOUS
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). In October I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Monday I bought porn for [ profile] calaidi (-10 points). In May I helped [ profile] rhodanum hide a body (-173 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1182 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!


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guys I broke Iraq do I win
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...*snicker* This is just adorable. :D

Bahaha socute I seriously love MADs. )
never mind me, just trying to distract myself from the cold I'm currently suffering from...

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...this has got to be, without a doubt, the most hilarious remix of Kirby's "Gourmet Race" music I have ever heard.
Cut for ridiculous video of Gourmet Race plus Mario Brothers Cartoon equals lulz and brainbreaking. )
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STOLE THIS FROM [ profile] digitalstarry AS ALWAYSSSSS

1. If you're on my friends list, I want to know 35 things about you. I don't care if we never talk, or if we already know everything about each other. Short and sweet is fine.

2. Comment here with your answers and repost the questionnaire on your own journal.

(some kinda html box thingy was here BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THAT SHIT SO WHATEVERRRRRRRR)
Cut for meme faggotry all around )


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